Licensed Avi Bags His First-Ever Easter Egg

. . . In a massive hunt that began at daybreak, thousands of Easter Egg hunting
kids scoured a small, one-acre park for the prizes.

Here's the evidence in Exhibit A -- this VIDEO -- that I found an eight-point buck egg and picked it fair-and-square.

Possession is 9/10ths of the law, or, at least, that's what my law professor says.

I'll be using this vignette in my deposition with the judge, given I'm the defendent
against the plaintiff (my two-year old friend, Jeff) who claims he picked up the egg first.

Meanwhile, I already ate the prize inside the egg.

Happy Easter! Love, Avi